Oh, the abysmal future

PG13: Foul language ahead. You are warned.

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Thinking about it, I could recall myself being silly and immature when I was in college, to some respect. I'd like to say I grew out of it on the latter part of my college life. But I couldn’t, for the life of me, see myself then as STUPID, SENSLESS, and FAGGOTLY to an absurd degree. ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

To hell with college students nowadays. They have it easy when it comes to their academics, and even life in general. Technology within their reach: internet, cell phones, MP3s, laptops, cars, and other small technological advantages to appease their boredom. But to what price? The depreciation of their common sense, lacking presence of mind, and heightened indolence.

To those three faggots riding in the same SM North jeep going to UP with me, a little note of clarity:

1. To Girl 1: I really didn’t catch (and I don’t fricking care) who’s doing the “stalker” part, but loudly saying “sa ganda kong ‘to?” amidst strangers is not helping any for the greater good, or even for the stalking part. You’re no Angelina Jolie. And honestly, I wouldn’t call you cute with that infested loud mouth of yours. I believe beauty should shine from inside-out, unfortunately, your ticket to beauty is snatched by that intolerable “maarte much” aura you’re stinking the air with.

2. To Girl 2 (and same goes to your posse): Watching a movie based on a book, it’s inevitable that both will be compared to one another. But whoever that are producing, directing and writing the movie has the discretion of interpreting that book into the big screen (unless you’re this premature author who gets a premature director into making her book a movie and creating much promotional hype only to show a premature vampirical fart). There are inevitable sacrifices (like Vittoria Vetra wearing a two-piece suit in the movie instead of shorts, as written in the book), but as long as the essence of the plot sticks, who cares if she’s not wearing shorts?! She’s showing a cleavage tease isn’t she?!? And for the love of God’s common sense, the car explosion was set up by the Camerlengo to kill the Assassin. The Assassin didn’t do anything to have the car exploded WHILE he’s inside it, and no that is not a bomb, that's the key for the key ignition to turn the car on!!! He was already richly paid for a job well done and ready to go to Hawaii for tequila. WHY WOULD ANYONE KILL HIMSELF AFTER GETTING PAID BIG BUCKS FOR KILLING A BUNCH OF OLD MEN WHEN HE CAN GO TO HAWAII AND GET TEQUILA!?!??!!?

3. To Faggot Boy 3: Nag-para na ako. Pababa na ko sa jeep. Nasa harap mo na ko. PUTANG INA, ITABI MO PAGMUMUKHA MO. Ayokong mabahiran ng katamaran at kabaklaan mo! I have nothing against gay people, in fact, I respect their existence. But your mere presence puts that federation to shame. When someone’s passing through, especially through a tight passageway (say, a jeep entrance), you fucking give way.

You know what, I’ll also take this opportunity to rant out a continuous concern of mine when walking the streets of the campus. This goes out to all college students out there walking down the sidewalks, hallways, and walkways. These narrow paths are made for people (PEOPLE, in general, not just students you selfish bastards), and sometimes, when you’re walking those paths, you can’t help but come across another person or group of persons from the opposite direction. Sidewalks, hallways, and walkways are like ordinary two-way streets. Only instead of cars, you’ll find people. Not just one-way paths, except when specified otherwise like what they do in malls, pedestrian lanes and waiting sheds because Filipinos, in general, are like chickens.

But you are all still so very young. You can still LEARN. Now have the FUCKING DECENCY to give way and stay on your side of the path so that that person coming from the opposite direction can still stay on the same path you’re walking on and won’t have to step down to the street (where there might be fast cars passing) or dirt/grassy ground (where there might be poop). And don’t dare tell me to fuck off because I’m paying part of your fucking tuition you ungrateful fucking piece of shit.

Just a note as well. In my book, “absent-minded faggot” goes under the category of “Pestilence”, together with “intolerably maarte” and “stupid.” Combination of these three is unavoidably listed down under “For Annihilation.” So please be very careful.

Where is this generation going to? Please tell me. Anybody? I need an answer to this mysterious anomaly going on. Is there a kind of unseen drug going around, eating away the neurons of these hopeless youths? And Rizal’s said, ang kabataan ang pag-asa ng bayan? Bull. Shit. All I see are chickens that need to be caged in pink barriers. Fucking senseless chickens!!!

This is just so stressful. I need a holodeck.