Road rage

License and registration? Check.
Water? Check.
Fluids? check.
Side mirrors? Check.
Locks? Check.
Key in ignition. Break down, clutch down. Release hand break. Twist key one, then two.
Engine starts, good.

Wait. Stalling... stalling... stalling... gone.

WTF. No gas. Great.

MWTF. No money in wallet for gas. Faaaail.